How can you tell when it's the right time to have sex?
Here are some questions to ask yourself before delivering the goods :
1. Do you know his name?
No? Then it's too soon young harlot!
2. Have you gone on a date OUTSIDE of his bedroom?
You haven't? Well I'll leave you with an Amerie quote.
He's only after "One Thing" boo.
3. Did the first date consist of continuous references to his genitals?
If so, run and never look back.
4. Does he have moves like Jagger....on crack?
Yeah? Then let it go. He wouldn't know what to do with it.
5. Was he EXTREMELY touchy feely during your first encounters?
If so, get yourself a nice massage and skip the happy ending.
Never trust a man that can't keep his hands to himself.
6. Is he past the age of 30 and still living with his parents?
If yes, then...it'll never be late enough 0_o
And that's it folks!
Did I miss any?
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